Shampoo

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December 9th, 2009 | 5 Comments

I am a creature of habit.

Every morning as I shower, I grab the shampoo bottle and squirt a liberal dollop in the palm of my hand. I then apply it with the greatest confidence to the top of my head and vigorously rub it all over. I’m sure this is a common procedure for many people.

The odd part for me is I no longer have hair on top of my head. And I haven’t for the last five years. Yet this doesn’t stop me from plonking the shampoo right on the top of the ol’ noggin, instead of on the sides where there’s still a vestige of hair hanging on for grim life. Every time I perform this morning ritual I chuckle at myself for refusing to accept the truth and consider how my habits shape me (both good and bad.) I then grab the conditioner and repeat the process.

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Actor | Author | Humorist I grew up on the South Coast of England in the tiny sailing village of Itchenor. In 1985, I came to America to spend a summer as a sailing instructor. During my travels that fall, I was smitten by Crested Butte, Colorado which I made my home for several years. I then moved to Denver to focus more fully on my performance interests. I am a founding partner in A.C.E. Entertainment and for many years have been an active member of the Denver comedy scene.

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