Animals, Children and Diarrhea!

I own a two year-old Australian Shepard called Checkers.
Owning a dog is fantastic.

I have a ten year-old boy called Alastair.
Having a child is even more fantastic.

But having a dog and a child is the most fantastical thing on Earth because I can receive a voicemail on my cell phone like this.

Laughter and joy can be found everywhere, even in the destruction of my own house.


A Swim in the Dark

This is a humorous experience with skinny dipping.
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